My Unemployment Contingency Plan

If I lost my job today, I’d to the following in this exact order:

  1. Walk out of the building with a smile on my face.
  2. Get in my car & play “Grown Woman” by Queen Bey.
  3. Call my homies.
  4. Check my bank account on my phone & calculate how fast I need to find a job.
  5. Get some Chipotle with extra meat. Heh.
  6. Go by the Lakefront and think.
  7. Write down what I want to do next.
  8. Go home & read.
  9. Finish the rest of my Chipotle 4 hours later.
  10. Watch everything on my DVR that I’ve missed because I’ve been working.
  11. Sleep.
  12. Wake up the next day.
  13. Do nothing but surf the Internet and tweet.
  14. Repeat for 2 days.
  15. Go to the Korean spa to clear my mind and get pampered.
  16. Look at Southwest.com to figure out where I’d like to go since I’ve got time to travel.
  17. Book a flight somewhere.
  18. Look for some freelance work to hold me over until I find a job.
  19. Apply to some jobs.
  20. Read some more.
  21. Be dope.

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